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FAREWELL.

2008-10-09T21:18:00.005+08:00

THIS IS 2008. SO WE ARE GOING FOR A NEW LOOK. OR WHATEVER. (okay lame i know)
WE WILL BE CHANGING TO A NEW BLOG AND URL AND SKIN.
AND NEW FUN.
THIS IS THE ARCHIVES, FOR IF YOU WANNA READ THE PREVIOUS THINGS.
~~STAY TUNED, POPPETS.~~ NO MORE WAIT. URL IS http://www.blahbanana.blogspot.com/
(although you have to wait for the post cause there's only one post atm. hahaha!)
CYA GUYS. LOOK FORWARD TOO SEEING YOU THERE (even though there's no tagbox yet) hawhawhaw!

2007-09-04T11:08:00.000+08:00

Hey guys! How are your holidays? Must work hard ya, end of years cominggggg:/ Got to work hard! Hahahaha. This is random. I'm eating now(: Whoooots(:

2007-08-05T14:29:00.000+08:00

for the hundredth time, this isnt a HOPIAN'S BLOG.

its oni a place to chill.

for the hundredth time,

somebody pls make a class blog!!!!!!

rawr.

JOB OFFER:

MISS (unnamed) wud like to post a job offer for 8GUA.

THE SLIMY, THE CRAPPY, THE NONSENSY, THE RETARDEE, THE SPASTIKY, ARE ALL WELCOME.

WE NID PPL TO WORK FOR 8GUA.

WE NID POSTERS.

NOT THOS STICKIN ON WALLS BUT THOS POSTIN IN 8GUA

ANNNNDNDDDDDDD...

THE POSTER IS ENTITLED TO:

post on 8gua

read 8gua

given the title of POSTER OF 8GUA

ur title of POSTER OF 8GUA will b up on ADMINS

NOW, ISNT TT WONDERFUL! U'LL B FAMOUS! U'LL B RICH! (the prev is a lie)

INTERESTED? FOLO THE INST. CAREFULLY.

put ur name in the taggie.

put this msg:

I, ___(name)____ wud lyk to b a poster cuz i KICK CRAP BUTT.

now, aint it easy?

WAD R U WAITIN FOR? APPLY IN THE TAGGIE TODAY!

P.S. FOR HOPIANS ONLY.

P.S.S. TO ENSURE UR SECURITY AND MINE, UR NAME WILL B NOTED AND UR TAG WILL B DELETED AS SOON AS I SEE IT. THANKYOU.

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2007-06-14T22:34:00.000+08:00

OH HO DARLINGS! this blog is now revived!

dead since APRIL 19
revived on 14 JUNE! :D

not going to blog about anything in particular. just post. so the blog won't be dead anymore. :D but i don't think anyone will visit since it has been dead for so long. but then. it was dead because SOME SHIT asshole found our class blog. and apparently reported to the teacher. and then she started blog hopping and link here link there.

wouldn't it be fun to see her blog hopping here and there then finding out how much WE HATE HER? then she starts sobbing and bawling her eyes out. HAHA! i'm sure i'll be glad to see that happening! :D heh. okay. shall stop being an idiot. BUT I'M SURE YOU ALL WILL BE HAPPY RIGHT.

eh. i still want a revote mann! ))))):<

hmmm. i'm quite scared that she'll see this post. HAHA! but whatever luh. just voicing my opinion! A CRIME YOU SAY? i tell you, it's a crime to tell me voicing out my own opinion is a crime! GO TO HELL! >:(

AND WTFH, THIS BLOG IS NOT CREATED BY ME LA. FUCK OFF LA.

Monday blues, friday yellows.

2007-04-19T21:43:00.001+08:00

OMG. TMR IS FRIDAY.

three cheers and three cheers and three cheers for friday!!!!!!!! wooooooooo wooooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha. XD

okay i noe this post is very informal. but heck, this blog is turning informal anyway.

WOOOOOOOOOOO FRIDAY. hahaha

monday sucks!!!! all muz agree with me!!! XD

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TITLELESS

2007-04-18T18:31:00.000+08:00

hi. ALL HOPIANS. i'm bored. so i feel like posting here. instead of my own blog. teehee. (: anyways. I'M SIAN. AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT FOR STORYTELLING TMR. BUT I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA LET YOU ALL DOWN. COS I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT ONE. ): so sorry yeah.

TERRORISTS. OMG IM TERRIFIED.

2007-04-17T19:43:00.001+08:00

we interupt this wonderful blog to make a special and important annoucement.

THERE ARE TERRORIST IN THE CANTEEN TODAY OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please stay clam in your shell. we shall deal with this problem sooner or later. or mayb aft our dinner.

don't panic, rescue teams will be sent to rescue you (DUH) after their supper. so please stay in your shell, dont move a muscle.

duh oh. i hear heart muscles beating and nose muscles breathing and stomach muscles digesting what's inside your stomach, and your eye muscle moving, and your circulatory(how do u spell it) muscles and many many more. probably (preferably) lunch, breakfast, dinner, and all sorts of disgusting things in your tummy. as for mine, brown kopi oreo BBTs and dinner and lunch. can u imagine some brown stuff floating in my tummy, looking like a piece of shit? haha. so, if anyone else moves another muscle, the rescue team will be delayed and even cancelled. please coop-per-rate with us and stop moving.

--------------------------

A few hours later...

( Source of infomation provided by XYZ alien, who doesnt use any muscle at all to move, which also explains why he/she can contribute to our lovely blog. )

"Sounds of guns were a few hours ago as citizens shot themselves in hope of stopping the movements of their muscle. everyone drops dead as their muscles stopped moving. soon, the rescue teams arrived, after being delayed for a few hours. they rescued all the carcass out of the clam shell and moves them to safer and higher grounds, having stupidly mistaken rescuing people from earthquakes with rescuing people from bomb attacks. soon, a big BANG was heard. two clowns dressed in SNG pinafore, blouse and tootsie hats danced a jig having just learnt their crazy frolicking from their D.E. lessons. they looked as if they were dancing donkeys and looked real "toot" while shaking their butts, pointing their fingers at nothing in particular, hopping from foot to foot, swinng their hands and turning their heads. It is suspected that the two clowns had caused the terrific explosion. an ambulance arrived and as soon as possible, was sent to woodbridge hospital before they could protest (they didn want to anyway.) they now works as dancers in donkey bar club.

Yours unhopefully,

MR/MS XYZ.

we thank mr/ms XYZ for that information. a voucher worth $0.0000000000000001 shall be sent to him/her soon. if you have anymore information regarding this matter, please inform the police at 999, or email to the 8gua commitee at 8gua@8gua.8gua.com . we thank you for your kind attention.

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spongebob and his adventure on bikini bottom.

2007-04-05T23:12:00.001+08:00

one day spongebob was strolling along bikini bottom whn a green girl, a red girl and a blue girl pops out from behind the bushes. he got a fright and demanded to know wad is happening. "HELLO SPONGEBOB. im bosom, and we are the durianpuff girls! this is butterplate, and this is bobbles. we hav decided to be hero-ress of bikini bottom and protect it from devestation!" the red girl yelled. spongebob replied, "bahahaha. bahahahahaha. you, protect bikini bottom. bahahaha. bahahahahaha. bahahahaha." and walked on.

soon, he met buzz lightyear. "HEY!! i remember you! you're from toy story 1 and 2!! MY IDOL."

spongebob shrieked.

"I-am-not-called-buzz-lightyear-my-name-is-Hum-darkyear

and-i-work-for-mr-plankton-the-evil-plankton.

i-am-pleased-to-be-of-service-how-can-i-help-you.

i-will-do-anything-to-please-anybody.

tell-me-all-your-troubles-and-i-will-help-you.

i-am-a-good-robot.

i-help-people.

if-i-help-you-then-i-will-be-helping-the-community-and-helping-the-community-means-helping-bikini-bottom.

i-like-to-help-bikini-bottom-because-helping-people-is-my-passion-i-live-to-serve-and-help-people-and-people-like-me-for-it-if-i-help-people-then-people-will-follow-suit-and-help-people-and-they-will-help-other-people-and-other-people-will-help-other-people.

and-after-other-people-had-been-helping-other-people-the-whole-of-bikini-bottom-will-be-full-of-helpful-people-and-helpfulness-is-nice-because-you-can-be-of-service-to-other-people-and-being-of-service-is-the-most-wonderful-thing-in-the-world-helping-people-spreads-the-message-of-helping-people-and-helping-people-will-make-you-loved

if-this-world-is-full-of-love-then-helpfulness-will-be-all-over-the-place-the-rich-shares-money-with-the-poor-and-the-poor-gives-the-rich-4d-numbers-to-play-4d-and-playing-4d-helps-because-if-the-4d-den-is-not-there-the-4d-cashier-will-not-have-a-job.

if-the-cashier-doesnt-get-a-job-then-the-cashier-will-be-poor-so-not-buying-4d-is-good-because-it-lets-the-rich-be-helpful-and-give-the-cashier-money. helping-is-a-good-thing-because-people-help-people-and-the-world-will-be-full-of-helpfullness-and-love-and-love-is-a-good-thing-because-if-u-dont-love-it-means-u-hate-and-hate-is-a-bad-thing-so-love-is-good.

but-hate-lets-u-have-a-competitive-spirit-and-make-you-work-harder-to-beat-the-person-you-hate-so-it-is-a-good-thing

so-how-can-i-help-you-you-yellow-spongey-cuboid-ops-its-way-past-my-lunch-time-i-have-to-get-my-lunch-im-sorry-i-cannot-be-helpful-today-byeyebyebyeebyebyeebyeebyebyebeybyeybebyebe"

and with that hum darkyear left

spongebob continued to walk and saw ELMO

and big bird.

elmo starts to sing

lalalala.lalalala.elmo'sworld.

lalalalalalalala.elmo'sworld.

elmo is crazy elmo is crude.

thats elmo's world. lalalalalalala.

he hates being kind he loves being evil elmo's world

lalalala lalalala elmo's world

elmo is spastic elmo is toot

thats elmo's songggggggggggggggg

dadadadadadada

and giggling wildly he left. spongebob walked on. and saw barney.

i hate you. u hate me.

so that ends our relationship

with a slap on your face and a punchie on ur butt

no more couples anymore.

lalalalalalala.

i loved you. you cheated me.

bring one man home let me see.

you and him kiss kiss and tink i duno anything.

next day i break up with you.

sun rises. comes next day.

we walk to court make big scene.

our lawyers fighting each other and go box box box.

see which lawyer will die fers.

see boxing. fun fun fun.

i bet the red one will win.

blue go box box box and red went kick kick kick.

accidentally kicked blue's cock.

red lawyer. win win win.

big prize is one farrari.

and my ex-wife here at your service.

do whatever you want to it.

and left.

thn he see teletubbie. spongebob went OH MY Fudgecake the worst show ever had struck bikini bottom. and to tink barney was bad enough. i was wrong.

and teletubbie heard that and went "ooooo" and a brilliant light came from the built-in TV in the tubbie's tummy. spongebob strunk to the size of a fudgecake and screamed.

"durianpuff to the rescue" and three girls dressed in spinky armour appeared. "durain air attack!!!" and bosom started burping. butterplate started farting and bobbles, not knowing what to do, breathed in and out deeply. the overpowering smell of durain made tubbie pass out and so once again the day is saved thanks to the durianpuff girls of emicakes.

*end*

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2007-03-29T23:44:00.001+08:00

geez. juz posted a hyper long one kays. vanehssa needs to b reminded tt i cant post any pix coz blogger got probs and im being buried alive with homework. and to b told to "speak for urself" =.=

sorry for the excessive use of singlish and the terrible use of grammer and the horrible spellinXD

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my storytelling story

2007-03-29T23:25:00.001+08:00

"Aunty Lilly! I miss my sister. Can we visit her now? I've done all my homework and assessments, see? Now lets go visit her, as you promised!" Kitty implored. Aunt Lilly glanced at Kitty briefly and continued to wash her dishes. "No," she replied disapprovingly. "Oh, please!" Kitty pleaded. "Please, please, please!" "I said no and I mean no." Aunt Lilly said simply, as she attacked her dishes with more force then she intended to. Kitty puckered her face and a single tear rolled down her cheek. She had been begging Aunt Lilly to allow her to see her sister again but she had not relented. "You don't love me or sister at all! You never allow me to meet her since we parted..." The little girl cried out piteously. "Nonsense. I do love you." Aunt Lilly exclaimed, as the little girl's piteous cries softened her frown. "Then what about sister? Don't you love her?" "I do," she said, although she knew in her heart that it wasn't true. She had a bit of dislike for Kitty's sister, due to a past incident and since then, she had never truly forgiven her...

It was a windy and cold night, and Kitty's sister was slaving away at the shop she worked at, leaving Kitty at home. She had not noticed that Kitty was sick, as she was rather busy then, so Kitty's fever worsened in the night. It was lucky that Aunt Lilly came to check on Kitty that day and found her lying in bed, not even having the energy to move a muscle. Waves of pain swept over her now and then, making her fidget in her bed. She rushed Kitty to the hospital without delay and just managed to save Kitty's feeble soul from the Gates of Death. Aunt Lilly had scolded Kitty's sister so loudly that their neighbours could relate to you the exact details of the incident and Aunt Lilly even gave her a slap that she would never forget. After the huge dressing down, Aunt Lilly started to pack Kitty's things, as she left Kitty's heart-broken sister crying her heart out as she slumped on the floor. Aunt Lilly then left, slamming the door behind her, hired a taxi and made for her home.

The knocking at the door broke Aunt Lilly's train of thoughts. She wiped her hands hurriedly on her apron and strode towards the door, with Kitty scampering close behind. Aunt Lilly opened the door, and Kitty suddenly gave a shriek of joy and surprise. She ran up and hugged her sister, who had come to visit Kitty and Aunt Lilly. "Hi, Kitty! Hi, Aunt Lilly." she said as her eyes scanned around the luxurious house and finally coming to a rest in Aunt Lilly's direction. "Hi, Fyon, what a surprise. " Aunt Lilly answered. Her eyes had a stony expression and there was no look of surprise to see Fyon on her face, only hints of scorn. Fyon dropped the bags she was holding and lifted Kitty up. Kitty then nuzzled close to her elder sister affectionately. "How can Kitty be so close to her after what she had done to Kitty...?" was the question that had lingered in her mind everyday.

"Are you going to stand there and cause Kitty to catch a cold or fever?" Aunt Lilly asked icily. Fyon put Kitty down gently and apologised meekly. She picked up the bags she had dropped on the floor and held one up to Aunt Lilly. "Fruits......for you." She started hesitantly. "You shouldn't have bothered. I won't starve Kitty, don't you worry." Aunt Lilly murmured. Hearing that, she blurted out, "I didn't want to leave Judith..." she stopped midway, lost for words as the words stuck to her throat. The silence stretched between them until Kitty finally said, "Sister! Here¡¯s something...for your birthday tomorrow. I saved everyday and got you this...hope you like it..." and from behind her, she produced a package wrapped in a colourful wrapping paper. "Oh, That¡¯s so sweet of you to remember! I have one for your birthday tomorrow too..." Blushing wildly, she fished out another package wrapped in soft pink wrapping paper. "Oh, thanks! Lets open each other's present together!" beaming widely, the two sisters carefully unwrapped the wrapper to reveal two identical teddy bears, each bearing each other's name on the big heart sewed into the bear's chest. Kitty shouted in surprise and hugged her sister tightly.

"Have you done visiting? 'Cause its way past Kitty's bedtime, and she needs her sleep, too." Aunt Lilly said, breaking the heartwarming scene. Moving forward, she opened the door and stood beside it. "Bye, my little kitten! I love you!" Fyon said, with longing in her eyes. Heaving up the bag of fruits and some other bags, she stepped out into the cold rain. As she turned around to have a last look, Aunt Lilly slammed the door shut as Kitty screamed, "Bye, sister! I love you too!"

It was a few weeks later. Holding a wrapped package tightly to her chest and a plastic bag in her work-roughened hands, Fyon made her way through the busy streets as she fought against the storm bearing down on the town. Aunt Lilly had finally agreed, reluctantly, to allow Kitty to meet Fyon. Standing outside the ice-cream shop door where they had agreed to meet, she hugged the package and waited patiently. " Sister!!!" someone yelled, and as she turned her head, she saw her beloved Kitty on the other side of the road. Following close behind, panting, was Aunt Lilly. A tremendous sense of dread swept past both Aunt Lilly and Fyon as out of excitement, Kitty had rushed across the road, not noticing the car steering fast towards her. In a flurry of movement, Fyon, not worrying for her own safety, rushed forward out of instinct......

***

"Aunty Lilly!!! What is sister doing lying on bed? I want her to play with me now... What happened just now?" Kitty whined in her small voice, with a forlorn expression on her face. Aunt Lilly stood rooted, a frozen expression on her face, as she sat on the bed beside Fyon. The complicated machines on the other side of the bed beeped threateningly. "I'm sorry, I have done my best..." was the only reply of the doctor when Aunt Lilly frantically asked him after he stepped out of the emergency room. A lump started forming in her throat as she was bitterly reminded of the quick things that happened right before her eyes earlier. "What happened?? Why is sister..." Kitty implored again. Aunt Lilly turned her head away from the bed. Her eyes fell on the package and plastic bag she had seen Fyon holding on the other side of the road. Picking them up, she saw the neat handwriting of Fyon on a small paper pasted to the package. It read "Aunt Lilly." Opening the package, she found a knitted jumper and a letter. She opened the letter and read the contents inside. " Dear Aunt Lilly, I know you hate me for causing Kitty to fall sick. I just want you to know that I still love you. I will be going away to work, and might never return. I will send money to you and Kitty from overseas, so please don't think that I¡¯m deliberately doing it to desert Kitty. This will be my last gift to you. I knitted it myself by hand and I hope it fits. The things in the other plastic bag are for Kitty. Farewell, and I will love you and Kitty always. Fyon." Aunt Lilly broke down, and tears blotched the letter. Shocked, Kitty tried to console Aunt Lilly as she herself started to cry. "Aunt Lilly... Why did you cry?? What is sister doing??" Aunt Lilly pulled herself together and wiped her tears. "Your sister will never come back again¡¡±

P.S. copyrighted 07 =.=

done by ____

was chopped into bit size pieces and used as storytelling07.

the original edition.

NO RIPPING, STRANGERS.

available for ripping exclusively for onehope07. =D

free for use and distribution for onehope07.

and i mean onehope07.

any unauthorised distribution shall be dealt with in court (?!?!?!)

cheers!

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2007-03-29T23:06:00.000+08:00

2007-03-29T22:52:00.000+08:00

boo. 8gua has been dead! STUPID JANE. don't want to post. sheesh. fine. shall post the pics. xD some stupid lame article made by JANEE. suitable for 8gua. HAHA.

the Lord's Prayer

2007-03-16T13:34:00.000+08:00

-THE LORD'S PRAYER-
Prayer in blue and small print.
GOD in red and big print.

Our Father Who Art In Heaven.
*YES?*
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
*BUT -- YOU CALLED ME!*
Called you? No, I didn't call you. I'm praying. Our Father who art in Heaven.
*THERE -- YOU DID IT AGAIN!*
Did what?
*CALLED ME!* *YOU SAID,* *"OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN" * *WELL, HERE I AM.* *WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?*
But I didn 't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just saying my prayers for the day. I always say the Lord's Prayer. It makes me feel good, kind of like fulfilling a duty.
*WELL, ALL RIGHT.* *GO ON.*
Okay, Hallowed be Thy Name...
*HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. * *WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?*
By what?
*BY "HALLOWED BE THY NAME"?*
It means , it means . . good grief, I don't know what it means. How in the world should I know? It's just a part of the prayer. By the way, what does it mean?
*IT MEANS HONORED, HOLY, WONDERFUL.*
Hey, that makes sense. I never thought about what 'hallowed' meant before. Thanks. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.
*DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?*
Sure, why not?
*WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT?*
Doing? Why, nothing, I guess. I just think it would be kind of neat if you got control, of everything down here like you have up there. We're kinda in a mess down here you know.
*YES, I KNOW;* *BUT, HAVE I GOT CONTROL OF YOU?*
Well, I go to church.
*THAT ISN'T WHAT I ASKED YOU. * *WHAT ABOUT YOUR BAD TEMPER?* *YOU'VE REALLY GOT A PROBLEM THERE, YOU KNOW.* *AND THEN THERE'S THE WAY YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY -- ALL ON YOURSELF. AND WHAT ABOUT THE KIND OF BOOKS YOU READ?*
Now hold on just a minute! Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the rest of those people at church!
*EXCUSE ME.* *I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRAYING* *FOR MY WILL TO BE DONE.* *IF THAT IS TO HAPPEN,* *IT WILL HAVE TO START WITH THE ONES* *WHO ARE PRAYING FOR IT.* *LIKE YOU -- FOR EXAMPLE.*
Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups.
*NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,* *I COULD PROBABLY NAME SOME OTHERS.*
So could I. I haven't thought about it very much until now, but I really would like to cut out some of those things. I would like to, you know, be really free.
*GOOD. * *NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. WE'LL WORK TOGETHER -- YOU AND ME.* *I'M PROUD OF YOU.*
Look, Lord, if you don't mind, I need to finish up here. This is taking a lot longer than it usually does. Give us this day, our daily bread.
*YOU NEED TO CUT OUT THE BREAD. * *YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT AS IT IS.*
Hey, wait a minute! What is this? Here I was doing my religious duty, and all of a sudden you break in and remind me of all my hang-ups.
*PRAYING IS A DANGEROUS THING.* *YOU JUST MIGHT GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR.* *REMEMBER,* *YOU CALLED ME -- AND HERE I AM.* *IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP NOW.* *KEEP PRAYING. *
( . . pause . . )
*WELL, GO ON.*
I'm scared to.
*SCARED? OF WHAT?*
I know what you'll say.
*TRY ME.*
Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us.
*WHAT ABOUT ANN?*
See? I knew it! I knew you would bring her up! Why, Lord, she's told lies about me, spread stories. She never paid back the money she owes me. I've sworn to get even with her!
*BUT -- YOUR PRAYER --* *WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRAYER?*I didn't -- mean it.*WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST.* *BUT, IT'S QUITE A LOAD CARRYING AROUND ALL THAT BITTERNESS AND RESENTMENT, ISN'T IT?*
Yes, but I'll feel better as soon as I get even with her. Boy, have I got some plans for her. She'll wish she had never been born.
*NO, YOU WON'T FEEL ANY BETTER.* *YOU'LL FEEL WORSE.* *REVENGE ISN'T SWEET.* *YOU KNOW HOW UNHAPPY YOU ARE --* *WELL, I CAN CHANGE THAT.*
You can? How?
*FORGIVE ANN.* *THEN, I'LL FORGIVE YOU;* *AND THE HATE AND THE SIN,* *IT WILL BE ANN'S PROBLEM -- NOT YOURS.* *YOU WILL HAVE SETTLED THE PROBLEM* *AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED.*
Oh, you know, you're right. You always are. And more than I want revenge, I want to be right with You . . (sigh). All right . all right . . I forgive her.
*THERE NOW! * *WONDERFUL!* *HOW DO YOU FEEL?*
Hmmmm. Well, not bad. Not bad at all! In fact, I feel pretty great! You know, I don't think I'll go to bed uptight tonight. I haven't been getting much rest, you know.
*YEAH, I KNOW. * *BUT, YOU'RE NOT THROUGH WITH YOUR PRAYER ARE YOU? GO ON.*
Oh, all right. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
*GOOD! GOOD! I'LL DO THAT.* *JUST DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN A PLACE* *WHERE YOU CAN BE TEMPTED.*
What do you mean by that?
*YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.*
Yeah. I know.
*OKAY. * *GO AHEAD. FINISH YOUR PRAYER.*
For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Amen.
*DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BRING ME GLORY -- WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE ME HAPPY? *
No, but I'd like to know. I want to please you now. I've really made a mess of things. I want to truly follow you. I can see now how great that would be. So, tell me . . . How do I make you happy?
*YOU JUST DID. *

8gua news 9March2007 edition

2007-03-14T20:42:00.001+08:00

BUGS ATTACK

These few days, more and more people are getting sick. The reason for this mayhem might be (so we suspect) because of one Hopian's book. The book, written by R.L Stine, is a book called "creepy crawlies" and it shows gruesome pictures of those gross and disgusting crawlies. One by one Hopian begans to fall as the sickness floods in. One brave crawly even crawled to one unfortunate girl's (by the name of Vanessa Mok, the class clown) house, and started banging its head on the wall. Vanessa, being really scared, hid under a blanket, " leaving a space to check the coast and to type " to the sadist Jane. Jane was laughing her head off and rolling on the floor and later, when she relates to us about the conversation, even heard a "POP" from her stomach, which meant that her stomach had burst from laughter.

NOTICE TO REMIND READERS

I just want to remind readers that this is not not not so not a class blog. It is(or can be) part of one, its up to YOU hopians to get it up and running! And I wrote hopians and i mean hopians I don't want this wonderful creation to be part of some annoymous blog which says "THIS BELONGS TO HOPE AND HOPE ALONE" where I don't even know who made them. Thank-you.

NONSENSE STORY COMPETITION!!! YAY!!!

(I can bet this doesn't receive much response but I want to try. XD) As readers can guess what this is all about, yes, a nonsense competition! the format of it can be like the one sentence one person (as seen in 8gua) or any other format. The only rules applied is that it must be nonsensey and funny!! YAY. To take part please submit your crap via email to NoobsterzDragonz@hotmail.com. We await your participation and good luck! (Please note: PLEASE DON"T FLOOD MY WHOLE INBOX THANKYOU.)

INTRODUCING THE NEW FAN CLUB OF HOPE

The new maniacs of Hana Kimi FC is out! Called "touhao FANS", these maniacs of Hana Kimi cheers for each other in whatever they do (receiving plenty of stares and looks of disgust from onlookers) by saying, "1,2,3, wo men shi ni de tou hao FANS" while doing their signboard actions. It is certainly a very embarrassing thing to do but the "fanians" doesn't seem to mind. Each members have to adopt one character and add "tou hao" to their names, and even have to alter part or whole of their names to suit it. People who wants to join this new fan club, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD

Note from your crazy clown: HIHI. if u r 1 of touhao and have any disagreements to my above post, haha, im a very evil girl. dun hold grudges coz hahaha, its written with good intentions. so, hahaha, thats too bad, its bcoz some *ahem* people told me to post abt touhao! so, hahaha, that *ahem* is responsible and not ME. so hahaha live with it, with the nice post i made juz for you! so there, hahaha. HAHAHA. HAHAHA.

HAHAHA.

.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. .HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Im enjoying myself annoying you and make you sick of seeing RAINBOWS MWAHAHA and i aint gona STOP thats too MWAHAHAHA bad for you MWAHAHAHA for getting stuck with this CRAZZZZZY woman typing nonsense here, dont like it, ALT+F4 it MWAHAHAHA =.=

SEE AND BE SICKLY!! AND MAKE UR EYES PA-JIAO XD

okok i noe its annoying so toodles =D

PS. hahahahaha, (XD) u might tink im so free and so high to do these crap infact im not im busy and im low coz i wana play gunz soon and i have a million and one homework undone (havent even started for ur info) and i tink of all the homework i have to do, im goin damn tired and damn low XD

PSS. if u want to noe.im pretty sick of rainbows myself now and im seeing flowers and getting real dizzy seeing the crap i juz typed LOL XD

APPRECIATE MY WORK OF ARTT!!! =D

oh boy, here i go again

dam, im goin dizzy myself i better stop XD

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BIRTHDAY GIRL

2007-03-09T13:52:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JANE!

YOU'RE OLD TODAY. (:

STORY TIME!

2007-02-26T22:53:00.000+08:00

The following story was written by Vanessa and her senior, Kelicia. I hope all of you enjoy it! (:

Once, there lived a man called ManMan. He was married to a woman named WoWo. Soon, WoWo despised ManMan for not being rich and did not like him. But ManMan truly loved WoWo and did not want her to leave him. So he pushed WoWo off a 13-storey HDB flat and flung himself off the building as well. When other people heard about their tragic tale, they thought that they were really dumb and stupid. And since the people thought that being dumb and stupid was cool, they followed suit and jumped off the building too. So the whole area was covered in blood, making it a real bloody mess.

The bloody mess was, in actual fact, what really happened to Red Hill. The swordfish story was a lie made up, just to deceive the young, innocent and learning children of the world. Those innocent children have been deceived for years and as they read this story, they will finally find out the truth.

Then blood spurted out of the eyeballs and intestines, flooding the whole hill. At that moment, Sang Nila Utama arrived. A bloody looking beast appeared right in front of him suddenly, giving him such a fright, causing him to almost jump out of his skin. But no, he didn't jump out of his skin. So, you think it was a lion he saw? No. What he saw was the TREE MONSTER. This tree monster consisted of the branch monster and leaf monster, which actually meant that it could separate itself into 2 different monsters. The tree monster told Utama, "You are ugly. You should go shave your arm pits." Then Utama retorted. "Ni you hen shao mao meh?"* The tree monster then replied, " You are a NORBIT." Utama was upset to hear that and said, "You meanie." And he went off to a corner to cry. Then Farquhar came along and told Utama that he was fat. Raffles came too and told Farquhar, "You are not skinny either." So the 3 of them quarrelled. On the top of a tall building.

AND SO HISTORY REPEATED ITSELF.

The 3 men threw themselves off the building while confronting each other about each other's size.

*This means "You have a lot of hair meh?" in Mandarin.

SO? What do you think of this FANTASTIC story? Very creative right! (:

HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?!
audience: *boos* NOOO! WE DON'T WANT TO KILL OURSELVES!
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?
audience: *streams out of hall*

2007-02-25T02:02:00.000+08:00

The following story is written and edited by the admins of 8gua-1hope namely JANE and VANESSA. This story was in the alternate style, meaning the first line was written by JANE and the following line was written by VANESSA and so on and so forth. PLEASE PAY FULL ATTENTION TO THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. (oh yes. we wrote this because we didn't know what else to post. IT'S A WEEKEND LA.) -

There was once a knight in red shining armor and yellow checkered underwear going to town to seek his fortune, carrying his rusty metal chopstick as sword and rusty wok as shield. He tried to cook a scrumptious meal on the way to town, but his food all got burnt up by the hot sun so he gave up and went to town for some serious butt-kicking action, but to his disappointment, all he got was some butt-punching games. He was punched in the butt and got really angry so he escaped the mayhem and saw a notice which said: go to hell and rest in peace. He did and jumped from a nearby cliff and was rescued by a dragon flying by. The dragon was a really friendly and kind creature and brought the knight to his den. The dragon kissed him on the spot. No one knew why the dragon did that! Together with his gay dragon, the knight set out to get himself a princess wife. He searched for days and nights and at last, he found his true love. But the princess was not a true lover as she did not love the knight, and instead fell in love with the gay dragon. When the knight found out how the princess felt, he killed himself out of disappointment and anger. True to the notice, he landed in hell and lived happily ever after there. So now, the princess and the gay dragon are living happily together in the latter's den. They got themselves a lot of king sized beds, got married. They lived happily ever after.

COME ON PEOPLE. just say it's the best story ever written! BESTEST!
*audience applauds*
COME ON. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
*audience applauds till wrists fly out*
AWW COME ON! YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT EVEN BETTER!
*audience give standing ovation and they clap themselves together*
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! (:

thank you thank you.
*flying kisses* xxmuackiesxx

Introducing Garywalk club and RAINbow club!

2007-02-22T22:22:00.000+08:00

Lets give a warm round of applause for Gary Club and RAINbow! (NOTE: RAINbow club is just a club wildly created by the ADMINS and does not include any members of 1Hope. It is there for all sorts of gossips you want, as we can't do that on real people for fear of breaking their hearts.) Members of Gary Club are: GaryWalk, GaryCrawl(Wok), GaryRun, GarySwim and GaryThrow. The founder of this wonderful club is *ahem* (We do not wish to reveal.) The purpose of this club is unknown, and a member, being interviewed, says," I duno leh. this club is for wad arh. No idea sia! haha!!! i oni noe WE ARE NUTS."
Members of RAINbow includes: ORANGEbow, PURPLEbow, GREENbow, REDbow and BLUEbow. They specialise in singing, and their current favorites is "Superwoman." Our Prodders are currently working hard to poke out more news to satisfy your 8gua-ing needs.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE GOSSIPS!

B-Day Girl!

2007-02-19T15:19:00.000+08:00

Heres wishing vAnEsSa MoK
hApPy Bday To YoU!!!
haha. blue purple and purple again. =D

Interview with QingMaMa on Batman in her house issues!

2007-02-17T14:49:00.001+08:00

Today, 8gua-r jAnEe interviewed QingMaMa regarding the Batman in her house.

(Note: jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr is jAnEe and happy chinese new year !!!! is QingMaMa.)

jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
u noe last time we saw the bat in ur home flyin past
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
oh
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
yah
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
okok
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
yah
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
wat?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
u alw see the bat flyin around de arh?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
yah
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
y?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
he ever stop by instead of flyin past ur hse be4?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
no
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
hav u ever seen big flocks of them flyin or juz 1
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
1
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
Oooo
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
interestin...
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
1 oni
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
really?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
i dunno
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
yah
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
do u hav any pumpkins in ur hse
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
no -.-
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
really?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
is there a funny person or a joker in ur hse?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
yesh
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
whaaha
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
NO PUMPKINS
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
hahhaa
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
any joker or funi ppl
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
as in?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
lyk
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
alw make funi funi actions or say funifuni word
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
words haha
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
oh
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
no
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
no phycotic people round there
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
lol
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
wad abt ur dog?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
my dog?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
like ?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
psychotic
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
LOL
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
-.-
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
hana
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
-.-
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
hahaha
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
wad hana
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
is she psychotic
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
huh?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
he male or female
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
LOL
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
WHO
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
who?
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
ur dog
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
NO
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
hahah
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
nomonoonono
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
ok maybe
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
BUT NO
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
haaaaa
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
boy or girl
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
oh
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
male
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
hahah
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
ooooo iccc
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
hahaha
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
aiyo
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
this year thn see bats or alr hav for as long as u can rmbr
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
um when i move here got bats LIVING outside the house like hanging at the corner there
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
WA!!
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
WAW!!
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
nw still hav anot?
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
no
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
cause i buy my dog
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
then he everyday bark at them then they fly away
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
wahaha
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
-.-
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
some weird dog u hav thr
jAnE-- i am a ¤´¤ß¤Ð¤³. scattered birdshyt. LOL hApPy ChInEsE nEw YeAr says:
hahah
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
haha
happy chinese new year !!!! says:
yah
(The rest of conversation is not concerning Batman Issues so is not included in this article.)

Looking at this interview, we can conclude that the Batman is not looking for any jokers or pumpkins. He might be secretly loving QingMaMa's maid, but did not dare to say so. QingMaMa's maid had brown colour skin, ponytail and resembles that of Batwoman(?!), according to JaneMaMa, who had seen both maid and bat before. But we can safely reassure all Batwoman or QingMaMa maid's fans that this might not be true as JaneMaMa suffers bad memory and bad taste. Speaking of taste, readers would like to know that Batman have a bad taste too, for choosing a maid instead of QingMaMa. (QingMaMa says that she agrees when she was shown the previous quote, and JaneMaMa would like to add that she is glad an ugly creature like Batman did not choose any of her friends to secretly admire at, as she would not want to see Batman's name fringed in hearts in the notebooks of her friends.) Batman, having secretly peeping at QingMaMa's maid, might have been scared off by QingMaMa's dog (JaneMaMa would like to add that she is glad the dog was present as she would not like to see Batman's face popping out of nowhere just to peep at the maid in her next visits QingMaMa's house. She also would like to extend a warm word of thanks to QingMaMa's dog.) and transformed into Bat form, as seen constantly flying in the house in search of his lover.
The above conclusion is just a conclusion (JaneMaMa would like to add DUH.) and if you readers out there have any other possible conclusion please email xchaosdark@hotmail.com. (JaneMaMa would like to add HEY. That is MY email. im charging fees of 1 million mesos if you overload my inbox!!!) Tune in to 8guaNews for more news and gossips!

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Saturday Happenings!

2007-02-16T18:30:00.001+08:00

8GuaNewsDaily 10February2007

THE DIRECTOR OF EDMMT: A MOMMY ALREADY?

It is rumoured that MokMaMa and JaneMaMa's Mommy is actually the director of EDMMT. She was seen with both her daughters walking in Junction 8 choosing presents for QingMaMa. She sported a pair of huge earrings, denim skirt, green shirt, high-heels and let her hair down, which supports the fact that she is MokMaMa and JaneMaMa's Mommy. She was heard to deny the fact when a saleslady at MiniToons asked if she was their Mommy, but the saleslady did not seem convinced although she did not prod any further. Is the director of EDMMT really MokMaMa and JaneMaMa's Mommy? Stay tuned to 8guaNewsDaily to find out!!

DISCOVERED!! CHILDISH MEMBERS OF EDMMT FOUND AT PIRATEPLAYGROUND!!

Members of EDMMT are caught playing at a PiratePlayground in a Country Club today. Not heeding the sign that says people below one metre is not allowed to enter, they entered nonetheless. Even the rumoured Mommy went in, but she frantically took photos of them, which poses no harm to the public. But the other members actually played there. When JaneMaMa was interviewed, she said, "Aww, it was fun, a must visit. But got parents complain ley, so very unsafe, must look out for them very MaFan, so i advise u to check tt coast is clear before entry."

BAT FLYING IN QINGMAMA'S HOUSE

A bat flew past the heads of QingMaMa's and her guests. The bat, might have beenstopping by to check out the surroundings, apparently hearing news that the "Joker" is in QingMaMa's house. Seeing no Jester Hat and Pumpkin Mobiles anywhere around her house, he left with a swish of its wings. JaneMaMa said, "The bat comfirm Batman in disguise. Aiya, so "suay"! I really hate Batman lor, his face so "Qian Bian" one, and if really got his enemy in QingMaMa house arh, I tell u I will help the baddies and smack the Batman. HAHAHAHA." Is that Bat really Batman in disguise? Stay tuned to 8guaNews, as we prod into QingMaMa's house to find out!!

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Short note from the Editor: HELLO to all who reads my article! I juz wana ask if u all get wad i mean in the advertisement. if u dun understand why its gruesome and disgusting i suggest u use ur BRAIN more and ASK less. (Hint: "but i advise you to prepare a dustbin as when the effect is taking place, it's very dirty. 100% no blood." wad else do i mean whn i say that? if u dun use Golgate, got blood anot, and why? THINK ABT IT CAREFULLY. HAHA) for real "DOOFS" who still dun get it, go see a doctor or ask sumbody, as long as its not ME. Lastly, hope u enjoy my posts and no offence to all those ppl included in any article!! BBB!!

BIG NEWS: Big Bad Wolf writes to lawyer to sue Three Little Pigs!

2007-02-15T22:34:00.001+08:00

8gua Reporter sneaked into Ms Sue U. Nowl's Lawyer room to uncover a letter sent by Big Bad Wolf to sue the Three Little Pigs! Here's the letter containing alot of visible grammer and spelling mistakes he typed:

D3Ar LAwy3r sUE,

i am thE biG gOOD wolF, aND I wanT 2 suE thE tHREe p1gS. th3y PLOnk me 1N A PoT oF hOT SOuP AnD EVen TrEatEneD tO MuRDEr ME! LEt mE RElaTE 2 u wHART HADDENeP.

mEE Am TAK1ng A str0ll iN THe fEiLD WhEN Mee sEES a PLUmp pIG cARRyinG sOMe hAY. p1GS aRE tOO faTTy aND hARd TO ChEw oN anD I pREeFer FRUitS sOO mEE dUN sEE AnY rEEsON tO fEASt ON TheM. SO mEE CONtinueeD tO WAlK. WheN mEE CamE BaK FrM MEE WALK, meEE SuddEENDY fEeL ThEE urGE TO p33 s0 I KOck ON a YELlow hoUSe NEArbY aND WharT DO mEE sEE? A plUMB PinK PiG. mEE REallY WaNT tO PeE sO I AskED thE pIG. ' LITtle PIg LIttLe PIg LEt ME pEE.' hEe slamM tHE DOor IN mEE FaCE ANd sENt sooT UP mEE NOSe. iT mADe ME SneeZE, AnD DuEE 2 ThEE loUSY waY THee HOUse waS bUIlt IT tOPPleS. ThEE pIGG RaNN AwAYY SCReaamiiNN hEELp FoRR sOMME reASON! sOO mEe hADD 2 rUN tO tHE NeEEaREst HoUSE To gEEt A TOlieT.

tHE 2Nd hOUse MadE OF sTIcKS TUrnEd Out TO B aNOTHeR PluMB pIGs HOuse. I AskED ' LITtle PIg LIttLe PIg LEt ME pEE.' aGAiN BuT lYK ThEE pREEvIOUs PiG hEE sLAMmed THe dOoR IN mY FacE, wHIcH sENT dUSt in MY nOSe AgaIN. oUT CamE A hUGe sNeeZE aND DoWN CamEE tHE hOUsE. Itt waSNT mE FaUT, iT WAs tHe bAD qUALiTY oF THe sTIckS. SO mEEE WATchh tHE SiLLy SpaASTiC piGS RunNIn AWayYY fRM Mee SHoUTIN hEllP!

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mEE cROSSed lEGed 2 THee NEXt neaRESt hOuSe MaDE oF BRIcKS BeloNGIN tO AnOTheR Pig. i aSKeeD "LITtle PIg LItTLE pIG LeT Mee IN mEE wANa..." WIfoUT WAitIIN fOR Mee T0 fINIsh HE sAID nO. bY ThaT tIME mEE rEEALy cuDNT cONTRolll mYS3Lf sO mEE WenT Up tHE CHimNEY wHicH ResSEmBLeS A tOILeT BOwl. mEe SeAt oN It aND PeEE D0wN. As mEE RELAx aFTEr mEE uRINee cONTaINer wAS CLearED mEE HeeaVE a SIgH Of rEALEVe. aS mEE ExhALE, mEE smeLl SOmEE DusT FRom tHE cHIMney ANd snEEZed aGaIN, WHIch sENt mE ShoOOtiN DwN tHE ChiMNey ANd lANDin ON tO SUm tHInG h0t!! aT FeRS mEEee thUOgHT I haD LanDEd in2 A pIGS bATH And inVADed tHEm prIVACY, so mEEe sCReaMED, anD INstEAD oF SCReamIN ThE duST gOT InTO My THRoaT ANd mADe ME whEEEzEE. mY WhOOpIN CouGH MaDE Me SHOoT Up tHE CHimNEy aGAin.

whEN mEE Got lANd on 2 SAAfee GRoUNds mEE sHiVeRs aND lIcKED mEeeSeLLF alL OVeR 2 cLEaN mEEsELf aND fOuND tHaT mEE hAdd TaSteD lIkE VeGetAblE sOUP. tHE pIGs apPEaReNtlY wAnTEd mE DEaD aND tRieD tO cOOK mEE. iT WaS LuCKy i hAd HaD a WhOOpIn CoUgH. aS mEE rAn AwaY fRoM tHe horRRibLE pIGS hOuSe mE cUD hEaRS tHEm LaFFiN at mEE. sO tHIS iS mY stORY aND sINCe tHEn mEE HaD nVr bEEN aBLE tO sEaT on A ToIIlET bowL WiFoUT thE nID oF a rOUnd sWimIn TuBE. mEE sHAlll sEnT u a PixTuRe oF mY bURnT rEd bUtt sOOn.

mEE HoppEE u cANN dOO jUSTicE fOR a PooR gOOD wOLF lIkE mE. iM an InnOcEnt GoOOd wOlF wHO oNI wANteD tO pEE. mEE nIDDs tO attEMPT to tAKE a PIxTurE oF mEE BuTt aS eVidENce. mEE shALl eND tHIs lEttEr wITh cOnsOlEncEs aND hOpE tHAT yOOU wouD Do JUStICEe fOR mE.

YouRS tRUThLy

bIG gOoD wOLf

And so ends the letter by Mr Big Good Wolf. He apparently was typing on an very old typewriter and has not learnt his English well. Will Lawyer Sue be willing to help out Mr Wolf? Will he really send in a picture of his backside? Is Mr Wolf a Good Guy or a Bad Boy? Tune in to 8guaNews to find out!!

Note from the writer: HELLO ppl! i hope ya'all dun mind the delay in the posts. this post took me 3 days to finish which explains the delay! i hope u lyked my efforts to make it look lyk a real wolf's letter. ciaociao, and hope u all lyked it! and welcome MOK into 8guaNews editor!! she wud b postin in this blog oso so clapclap for her! *clapclapclapclapclapclap* haha =D

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BIG NEWS: Big Bad Wolf writes to lawyer to sue Three Little Pigs!

2007-02-15T22:33:00.000+08:00

D3Ar LAwy3r sUE,

i am thE biG gOOD wolF, aND I wanT 2 suE thE tHREe p1gS. th3y PLOnk me 1N A PoT oF hOT SOuP AnD EVen TrEatEneD tO MuRDEr ME! LEt mE RElaTE 2 u wHART HADDENeP.

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YouRS tRUThLy

bIG gOoD wOLf

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Saturday Happenings!

2007-02-15T22:32:00.000+08:00

8GuaNewsDaily 10February2007

THE DIRECTOR OF EDMMT: A MOMMY ALREADY?

DISCOVERED!! CHILDISH MEMBERS OF EDMMT FOUND AT PIRATEPLAYGROUND!!

BAT FLYING IN QINGMAMA'S HOUSE

Mok is now one of 8gua-1hope's blog authors. NEXT TO JANE.

2007-02-13T23:57:00.000+08:00

8GuaNewsDaily 13February2007
hi. EVERYONE! mok here! (: hahaha! i've gotten the permission from jane to help her to post here. but i am sure everyone here, would think that OF COURSE JANE HAS MORE FUNNY AND NICE THINGS TO POST ABOUT RIGHT! (:
ABUTHEN. :D:D yep. so. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO POST.
Tuesday's Happenings.
AHHHH!
JANE I NEED YOUR HELP! XD
so.. TOMORROW IS VALENTINE'S DAY! (:
EVERYONE IS BUSY MAKING AND PREPARING GIFTS FOR THEIR LOVED ONES.
gosh! aren't they like SUPER MADLY CRAZILY NICE?!?! ABUTHEN! hahaha! but me, being the ungrateful sort. MAYBE EVEN EVIL. would not return a gift. like do i look like i wil.
:D:D okay. i need my sleep. BYE!

Interesting Bits and Bites of events happening in 1Hope.

2007-02-09T23:23:00.001+08:00

--> The highly respected monitor of 1Hope is down with fever! Classmates
and fans are praying hard that she gets well soon. According to the very
short interview, the monitor says she is feeling better. That was all the
interviewer could ask before the monitor went Inactive and Logs Out soon
after.
--> Good News for LifeAccents fans! DS, aka DownShud, reveals that she is
recovering from her sorethroat and blocknose, and happy to remind loyal fans
that the "sexy" and "squeaky" voice is GONE. "Begone, you fool of a flu!" DS
was heard to say after she blew her nose into a NTUC brand 3-ply tissue and
stuffs it inside her "Mucus Bottle", used to contain her rubbish.( Contains
mostly NTUC brand tissue smeared with the deadly flu virus of DS. ) Some
fans are actually worried because they seemed to like her "sexy" voice
better, even though DS cannot sing any high-pitched notes with it. DS hints
that she might be having another performance soon once the neighbourhood
clinic approves of it.
--> English teacher, Ms Tan, was shocked out of her skin during reccess.
She was walking down the stairs when suddenly two notorious clowns from her
class (namely Vanessa Mok and Jane Koh) greeted her 'elegantly'. " Good
Morning Ms Tannnnnnnn............" they were heard to say a few metres away.
As they walked around the corner, the clowns pressed themselves against the
wall and waited for their teacher to pass by. As the poor teacher walks
round the corner, she was yet again greeted by the clowns. She jumped a few
metres up the ground and landed with a thud. The two naughty clowns laughed
their heads off. The embarrassed teacher then said," Hahaha. Very Funny."
Whereby Vanessa the clown replies cheekily, "Hahaha. You're laughing now,
aren't you?" The two clowns broke into laughter again. Their horrible
laughter was heard a few good metres away and even frightened a bird flying
overhead which caused it to land a poop-missile onto the school's beautiful
scenery. The two clowns were made to clean it up and is now still trying to
clear the sticky poop. "This is disgusting, man! I bet u arh. The bird ate
some glue and newspaper, no wonder so sticky and white and black larh." Jane
was heard to complain once.

JUZ IN: MokMaMa of Emainia DramaMaMa Threatre( EDMMT ) is punished to do a
drama for the members of the club. The reason for this punishment is
unknown. QingMaMa was heard to laugh sinisterly over MokMaMa's plight. Being
kind-hearted, JaneMaMa offers generously to help her with the
script-writing, but when asked to reveal some of the contents, JaneMaMa
avoids the interviewer using her LifeAccents book to cover her face. The
interviewer assumes that despite her kind offers, JaneMaMa was slacking and
did not write anything at all.
JUZ OUT: Daily reporter, jAnEe, is currently YET AGAIN opening another
club. It is based on writing junk like this piece of 8guaDaily article.
There is no regular pay for this job, and when asked why a job without a
salary is advertised, she replies nonchalantly," Your pay is to post all the
crap you want to. Your salary is the ability to improve your English after
just months of writing one article daily. Your job is to ensure the
amusement and satisfaction of our customers. So if you want both the job and
a salary, all I can give you is a box on your nose. If you want only the
salary, all I can give you is a box on your ear. If you want the job-title
only, all I can give is a box on your eyes. That's all I can give you. This
job is for people who derives pleasure from writing crap and is active."

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Welcome to the First Article of the 8guaHopeNews!

2007-02-08T23:37:00.000+08:00

There are currently 3 clubs up and running in 1Hope!

The first club is famously known as " Life Accents Club " and is popular for their FANTASTIC singing during reccesses and holding the English workbook, "Life Accents" to mask up their faces when singing. They give free Concerts for 1Hope ONLY. High anticipations for this club is spread throughout the whole class.

The second club is infamously known as "Emainia DramaMaMa Theatre." The director of this club is MS EMAINIA. Everyone who joins this club is unfortunately forced to adopt a -mama behind their real names, and sometimes even has to alter their whole or partial names to blend in.

The third club is created by Vanessa Mok and her senior, known as "School Haters Club."

it suffered terrible lose of money due to its lack of members and is currently not recruiting. Members have not been receiving news from this unfamous club and 1 of its member, who does not wish to be named, quotes that: " The creator of this corrupt club is crumbling. I have heard NO news since its grand opening day. I suppose it has closed down and boarded up already."

JUST IN: One of the singers(who do not wish to be revealed) of LifeAccents is currently suffering a sorethroat and a blocknose, which made her voice both "sexy" and "squeaky". She is trying ways to mend it but to no avail. One fanatic fan even suggests that she sings in her new voice but the singer refuses to open her mouth to answer.

Tune in to 8guaNews for more gossips and news of things happening in 1Hope!

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