we interupt this wonderful blog to make a special and important annoucement.

THERE ARE TERRORIST IN THE CANTEEN TODAY OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please stay clam in your shell. we shall deal with this problem sooner or later. or mayb aft our dinner.  

don't panic, rescue teams will be sent to rescue you (DUH) after their supper. so please stay in your shell, dont move a muscle.

 

duh oh. i hear heart muscles beating and nose muscles breathing and stomach muscles digesting what's inside your stomach, and your eye muscle moving, and your circulatory(how do u spell it) muscles and many many more. probably (preferably) lunch, breakfast, dinner, and all sorts of disgusting things in your tummy. as for mine, brown kopi oreo BBTs and dinner and lunch. can u imagine some brown stuff floating in my tummy, looking like a piece of shit? haha. so, if anyone else moves another muscle, the rescue team will be delayed and even cancelled. please coop-per-rate with us and stop moving.

 

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  A few hours later... 

"Sounds of guns were a few hours ago as citizens shot themselves in hope of stopping the movements of their muscle. everyone drops dead as their muscles stopped moving. soon, the rescue teams arrived, after being delayed for a few hours. they rescued all the carcass out of the clam shell and moves them to safer and higher grounds, having stupidly mistaken rescuing people from earthquakes with rescuing people from bomb attacks. soon, a big BANG was heard. two clowns dressed in SNG pinafore, blouse and tootsie hats danced a jig having just learnt their crazy frolicking from their D.E. lessons. they looked as if they were dancing donkeys and looked real "toot" while shaking their butts, pointing their fingers at nothing in particular, hopping from foot to foot, swinng their hands and turning their heads. It is suspected that the two clowns had caused the terrific explosion. an ambulance arrived and as soon as possible, was sent to woodbridge hospital before they could protest (they didn want to anyway.) they now works as dancers in donkey bar club.

    Yours unhopefully,

MR/MS XYZ.

 

we thank mr/ms XYZ for that information. a voucher worth $0.0000000000000001 shall be sent to him/her soon. if you have anymore information regarding this matter, please inform the police at 999, or email to the 8gua commitee at 8gua@8gua.8gua.com . we thank you for your kind attention.