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Thursday, April 19, 2007

_ Monday blues, friday yellows. _

9:43 PM

OMG. TMR IS FRIDAY.
three cheers and three cheers and three cheers for friday!!!!!!!! wooooooooo wooooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha. XD
okay i noe this post is very informal. but heck, this blog is turning informal anyway.
WOOOOOOOOOOO FRIDAY. hahaha
monday sucks!!!!  all muz agree with me!!! XD


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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

_ TITLELESS _

6:31 PM

hi. ALL HOPIANS. i'm bored. so i feel like posting here. instead of my own blog. teehee. (: anyways. I'M SIAN. AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT FOR STORYTELLING TMR. BUT I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA LET YOU ALL DOWN. COS I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT ONE. ): so sorry yeah.


Tuesday, April 17, 2007

_ TERRORISTS. OMG IM TERRIFIED. _

7:43 PM

we interupt this wonderful blog to make a special and important annoucement.
THERE ARE TERRORIST IN THE CANTEEN TODAY OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please stay clam in your shell. we shall deal with this problem sooner or later. or mayb aft our dinner.  
don't panic, rescue teams will be sent to rescue you (DUH) after their supper. so please stay in your shell, dont move a muscle.
 
duh oh. i hear heart muscles beating and nose muscles breathing and stomach muscles digesting what's inside your stomach, and your eye muscle moving, and your circulatory(how do u spell it) muscles and many many more. probably (preferably) lunch, breakfast, dinner, and all sorts of disgusting things in your tummy. as for mine, brown kopi oreo BBTs and dinner and lunch. can u imagine some brown stuff floating in my tummy, looking like a piece of shit? haha. so, if anyone else moves another muscle, the rescue team will be delayed and even cancelled. please coop-per-rate with us and stop moving.
 
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  A few hours later... 
( Source of infomation provided by XYZ alien, who doesnt use any muscle at all to move, which also explains why he/she can contribute to our lovely blog. )
"Sounds of guns were a few hours ago as citizens shot themselves in hope of stopping the movements of their muscle. everyone drops dead as their muscles stopped moving. soon, the rescue teams arrived, after being delayed for a few hours. they rescued all the carcass out of the clam shell and moves them to safer and higher grounds, having stupidly mistaken rescuing people from earthquakes with rescuing people from bomb attacks. soon, a big BANG was heard. two clowns dressed in SNG pinafore, blouse and tootsie hats danced a jig having just learnt their crazy frolicking from their D.E. lessons. they looked as if they were dancing donkeys and looked real "toot" while shaking their butts, pointing their fingers at nothing in particular, hopping from foot to foot, swinng their hands and turning their heads. It is suspected that the two clowns had caused the terrific explosion. an ambulance arrived and as soon as possible, was sent to woodbridge hospital before they could protest (they didn want to anyway.) they now works as dancers in donkey bar club.
    Yours unhopefully,
MR/MS XYZ.
 
we thank mr/ms XYZ for that information. a voucher worth $0.0000000000000001 shall be sent to him/her soon. if you have anymore information regarding this matter, please inform the police at 999, or email to the 8gua commitee at 8gua@8gua.8gua.com . we thank you for your kind attention.


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Thursday, April 5, 2007

_ spongebob and his adventure on bikini bottom. _

11:12 PM

one day spongebob was strolling along bikini bottom whn a green girl, a red girl and a blue girl pops out from behind the bushes. he got a fright and demanded to know wad is happening. "HELLO SPONGEBOB. im bosom, and we are the durianpuff girls! this is butterplate, and this is bobbles. we hav decided to be hero-ress of bikini bottom and protect it from devestation!" the red girl yelled. spongebob replied, "bahahaha. bahahahahaha. you, protect bikini bottom. bahahaha. bahahahahaha. bahahahaha." and walked on.
soon, he met buzz lightyear. "HEY!! i remember you! you're from toy story 1 and 2!! MY IDOL."
spongebob shrieked.
 "I-am-not-called-buzz-lightyear-my-name-is-Hum-darkyear
and-i-work-for-mr-plankton-the-evil-plankton.
i-am-pleased-to-be-of-service-how-can-i-help-you.
i-will-do-anything-to-please-anybody.
tell-me-all-your-troubles-and-i-will-help-you.
i-am-a-good-robot.
i-help-people.
if-i-help-you-then-i-will-be-helping-the-community-and-helping-the-community-means-helping-bikini-bottom.
i-like-to-help-bikini-bottom-because-helping-people-is-my-passion-i-live-to-serve-and-help-people-and-people-like-me-for-it-if-i-help-people-then-people-will-follow-suit-and-help-people-and-they-will-help-other-people-and-other-people-will-help-other-people.
and-after-other-people-had-been-helping-other-people-the-whole-of-bikini-bottom-will-be-full-of-helpful-people-and-helpfulness-is-nice-because-you-can-be-of-service-to-other-people-and-being-of-service-is-the-most-wonderful-thing-in-the-world-helping-people-spreads-the-message-of-helping-people-and-helping-people-will-make-you-loved
if-this-world-is-full-of-love-then-helpfulness-will-be-all-over-the-place-the-rich-shares-money-with-the-poor-and-the-poor-gives-the-rich-4d-numbers-to-play-4d-and-playing-4d-helps-because-if-the-4d-den-is-not-there-the-4d-cashier-will-not-have-a-job.
if-the-cashier-doesnt-get-a-job-then-the-cashier-will-be-poor-so-not-buying-4d-is-good-because-it-lets-the-rich-be-helpful-and-give-the-cashier-money. helping-is-a-good-thing-because-people-help-people-and-the-world-will-be-full-of-helpfullness-and-love-and-love-is-a-good-thing-because-if-u-dont-love-it-means-u-hate-and-hate-is-a-bad-thing-so-love-is-good.
but-hate-lets-u-have-a-competitive-spirit-and-make-you-work-harder-to-beat-the-person-you-hate-so-it-is-a-good-thing
so-how-can-i-help-you-you-yellow-spongey-cuboid-ops-its-way-past-my-lunch-time-i-have-to-get-my-lunch-im-sorry-i-cannot-be-helpful-today-byeyebyebyeebyebyeebyeebyebyebeybyeybebyebe"
 
and with that hum darkyear left
spongebob continued to walk and saw ELMO
and big bird.
elmo starts to sing
lalalala.lalalala.elmo'sworld.
lalalalalalalala.elmo'sworld.
elmo is crazy elmo is crude.
thats elmo's world. lalalalalalala.
he hates being kind he loves being evil elmo's world
lalalala lalalala elmo's world
elmo is spastic elmo is toot
thats elmo's songggggggggggggggg
dadadadadadada
 
and giggling wildly he left. spongebob walked on. and saw barney.
 
i hate you. u hate me.
so that ends our relationship
with a slap on your face and a punchie on ur butt
no more couples anymore.
 
lalalalalalala.
 
i loved you. you cheated me.
bring one man home let me see.
you and him kiss kiss and tink i duno anything.
next day i break up with you.
 
sun rises. comes next day.
we walk to court make big scene.
our lawyers fighting each other and go box box box.
see which lawyer will die fers.
 
see boxing. fun fun fun.
i bet the red one will win.
blue go box box box and red went kick kick kick.
accidentally kicked blue's cock.
 
red lawyer. win win win.
big prize is one farrari.
and my ex-wife here at your service.
do whatever you want to it.
 
 
and left.
 
thn he see teletubbie. spongebob went OH MY Fudgecake the worst show ever had struck bikini bottom. and to tink barney was bad enough. i was wrong.
 
and teletubbie heard that and went "ooooo" and a brilliant light came from the built-in TV in the tubbie's tummy. spongebob strunk to the size of a fudgecake and screamed.
"durianpuff to the rescue" and three girls dressed in spinky armour appeared. "durain air attack!!!" and bosom started burping. butterplate started farting and bobbles, not knowing what to do, breathed in and out deeply. the overpowering smell of durain made tubbie pass out and so once again the day is saved thanks to the durianpuff girls of emicakes.
*end*


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