_ spongebob and his adventure on bikini bottom. _
one day spongebob was strolling along bikini bottom whn a green girl, a red girl and a blue girl pops out from behind the bushes. he got a fright and demanded to know wad is happening. "HELLO SPONGEBOB. im bosom, and we are the durianpuff girls! this is butterplate, and this is bobbles. we hav decided to be hero-ress of bikini bottom and protect it from devestation!" the red girl yelled. spongebob replied, "bahahaha. bahahahahaha. you, protect bikini bottom. bahahaha. bahahahahaha. bahahahaha." and walked on.
soon, he met buzz lightyear. "HEY!! i remember you! you're from toy story 1 and 2!! MY IDOL."
spongebob shrieked.
"I-am-not-called-buzz-lightyear-my-name-is-Hum-darkyear
and-i-work-for-mr-plankton-the-evil-plankton.
i-am-pleased-to-be-of-service-how-can-i-help-you.
i-will-do-anything-to-please-anybody.
tell-me-all-your-troubles-and-i-will-help-you.
i-am-a-good-robot.
i-help-people.
if-i-help-you-then-i-will-be-helping-the-community-and-helping-the-community-means-helping-bikini-bottom.
i-like-to-help-bikini-bottom-because-helping-people-is-my-passion-i-live-to-serve-and-help-people-and-people-like-me-for-it-if-i-help-people-then-people-will-follow-suit-and-help-people-and-they-will-help-other-people-and-other-people-will-help-other-people.
and-after-other-people-had-been-helping-other-people-the-whole-of-bikini-bottom-will-be-full-of-helpful-people-and-helpfulness-is-nice-because-you-can-be-of-service-to-other-people-and-being-of-service-is-the-most-wonderful-thing-in-the-world-helping-people-spreads-the-message-of-helping-people-and-helping-people-will-make-you-loved
if-this-world-is-full-of-love-then-helpfulness-will-be-all-over-the-place-the-rich-shares-money-with-the-poor-and-the-poor-gives-the-rich-4d-numbers-to-play-4d-and-playing-4d-helps-because-if-the-4d-den-is-not-there-the-4d-cashier-will-not-have-a-job.
if-the-cashier-doesnt-get-a-job-then-the-cashier-will-be-poor-so-not-buying-4d-is-good-because-it-lets-the-rich-be-helpful-and-give-the-cashier-money. helping-is-a-good-thing-because-people-help-people-and-the-world-will-be-full-of-helpfullness-and-love-and-love-is-a-good-thing-because-if-u-dont-love-it-means-u-hate-and-hate-is-a-bad-thing-so-love-is-good.
but-hate-lets-u-have-a-competitive-spirit-and-make-you-work-harder-to-beat-the-person-you-hate-so-it-is-a-good-thing
so-how-can-i-help-you-you-yellow-spongey-cuboid-ops-its-way-past-my-lunch-time-i-have-to-get-my-lunch-im-sorry-i-cannot-be-helpful-today-byeyebyebyeebyebyeebyeebyebyebeybyeybebyebe"
and with that hum darkyear left
spongebob continued to walk and saw ELMO
and big bird.
elmo starts to sing
lalalala.lalalala.elmo'sworld.
lalalalalalalala.elmo'sworld.
elmo is crazy elmo is crude.
thats elmo's world. lalalalalalala.
he hates being kind he loves being evil elmo's world
lalalala lalalala elmo's world
elmo is spastic elmo is toot
thats elmo's songggggggggggggggg
dadadadadadada
and giggling wildly he left. spongebob walked on. and saw barney.
i hate you. u hate me.
so that ends our relationship
with a slap on your face and a punchie on ur butt
no more couples anymore.
lalalalalalala.
i loved you. you cheated me.
bring one man home let me see.
you and him kiss kiss and tink i duno anything.
next day i break up with you.
sun rises. comes next day.
we walk to court make big scene.
our lawyers fighting each other and go box box box.
see which lawyer will die fers.
see boxing. fun fun fun.
i bet the red one will win.
blue go box box box and red went kick kick kick.
accidentally kicked blue's cock.
red lawyer. win win win.
big prize is one farrari.
and my ex-wife here at your service.
do whatever you want to it.
and left.
thn he see teletubbie. spongebob went OH MY Fudgecake the worst show ever had struck bikini bottom. and to tink barney was bad enough. i was wrong.
and teletubbie heard that and went "ooooo" and a brilliant light came from the built-in TV in the tubbie's tummy. spongebob strunk to the size of a fudgecake and screamed.
"durianpuff to the rescue" and three girls dressed in spinky armour appeared. "durain air attack!!!" and bosom started burping. butterplate started farting and bobbles, not knowing what to do, breathed in and out deeply. the overpowering smell of durain made tubbie pass out and so once again the day is saved thanks to the durianpuff girls of emicakes.
*end*