The following story was written by Vanessa and her senior, Kelicia. I hope all of you enjoy it! (:

Once, there lived a man called ManMan. He was married to a woman named WoWo. Soon, WoWo despised ManMan for not being rich and did not like him. But ManMan truly loved WoWo and did not want her to leave him. So he pushed WoWo off a 13-storey HDB flat and flung himself off the building as well. When other people heard about their tragic tale, they thought that they were really dumb and stupid. And since the people thought that being dumb and stupid was cool, they followed suit and jumped off the building too. So the whole area was covered in blood, making it a real bloody mess.

The bloody mess was, in actual fact, what really happened to Red Hill. The swordfish story was a lie made up, just to deceive the young, innocent and learning children of the world. Those innocent children have been deceived for years and as they read this story, they will finally find out the truth.

Then blood spurted out of the eyeballs and intestines, flooding the whole hill. At that moment, Sang Nila Utama arrived. A bloody looking beast appeared right in front of him suddenly, giving him such a fright, causing him to almost jump out of his skin. But no, he didn't jump out of his skin. So, you think it was a lion he saw? No. What he saw was the TREE MONSTER. This tree monster consisted of the branch monster and leaf monster, which actually meant that it could separate itself into 2 different monsters. The tree monster told Utama, "You are ugly. You should go shave your arm pits." Then Utama retorted. "Ni you hen shao mao meh?"* The tree monster then replied, " You are a NORBIT." Utama was upset to hear that and said, "You meanie." And he went off to a corner to cry. Then Farquhar came along and told Utama that he was fat. Raffles came too and told Farquhar, "You are not skinny either." So the 3 of them quarrelled. On the top of a tall building.

AND SO HISTORY REPEATED ITSELF.

The 3 men threw themselves off the building while confronting each other about each other's size.

*This means "You have a lot of hair meh?" in Mandarin.

SO? What do you think of this FANTASTIC story? Very creative right! (:

HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?!
audience: *boos* NOOO! WE DON'T WANT TO KILL OURSELVES!
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU?
audience: *streams out of hall*