8GuaNewsDaily 10February2007
THE DIRECTOR OF EDMMT: A MOMMY ALREADY?
It is rumoured that MokMaMa and JaneMaMa's Mommy is actually the director of EDMMT. She was seen with both her daughters walking in Junction 8 choosing presents for QingMaMa. She sported a pair of huge earrings, denim skirt, green shirt, high-heels and let her hair down, which supports the fact that she is MokMaMa and JaneMaMa's Mommy. She was heard to deny the fact when a saleslady at MiniToons asked if she was their Mommy, but the saleslady did not seem convinced although she did not prod any further. Is the director of EDMMT really MokMaMa and JaneMaMa's Mommy? Stay tuned to 8guaNewsDaily to find out!!
DISCOVERED!! CHILDISH MEMBERS OF EDMMT FOUND AT PIRATEPLAYGROUND!!
Members of EDMMT are caught playing at a PiratePlayground in a Country Club today. Not heeding the sign that says people below one metre is not allowed to enter, they entered nonetheless. Even the rumoured Mommy went in, but she frantically took photos of them, which poses no harm to the public. But the other members actually played there. When JaneMaMa was interviewed, she said, "Aww, it was fun, a must visit. But got parents complain ley, so very unsafe, must look out for them very MaFan, so i advise u to check tt coast is clear before entry."
BAT FLYING IN QINGMAMA'S HOUSE
A bat flew past the heads of QingMaMa's and her guests. The bat, might have beenstopping by to check out the surroundings, apparently hearing news that the "Joker" is in QingMaMa's house. Seeing no Jester Hat and Pumpkin Mobiles anywhere around her house, he left with a swish of its wings. JaneMaMa said, "The bat comfirm Batman in disguise. Aiya, so "suay"! I really hate Batman lor, his face so "Qian Bian" one, and if really got his enemy in QingMaMa house arh, I tell u I will help the baddies and smack the Batman. HAHAHAHA." Is that Bat really Batman in disguise? Stay tuned to 8guaNews, as we prod into QingMaMa's house to find out!!
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