--> The highly respected monitor of 1Hope is down with fever! Classmates
and fans are praying hard that she gets well soon. According to the very
short interview, the monitor says she is feeling better. That was all the
interviewer could ask before the monitor went Inactive and Logs Out soon
after.
--> Good News for LifeAccents fans! DS, aka DownShud, reveals that she is
recovering from her sorethroat and blocknose, and happy to remind loyal fans
that the "sexy" and "squeaky" voice is GONE. "Begone, you fool of a flu!" DS
was heard to say after she blew her nose into a NTUC brand 3-ply tissue and
stuffs it inside her "Mucus Bottle", used to contain her rubbish.( Contains
mostly NTUC brand tissue smeared with the deadly flu virus of DS. ) Some
fans are actually worried because they seemed to like her "sexy" voice
better, even though DS cannot sing any high-pitched notes with it. DS hints
that she might be having another performance soon once the neighbourhood
clinic approves of it.
--> English teacher, Ms Tan, was shocked out of her skin during reccess.
She was walking down the stairs when suddenly two notorious clowns from her
class (namely Vanessa Mok and Jane Koh) greeted her 'elegantly'. " Good
Morning Ms Tannnnnnnn............" they were heard to say a few metres away.
As they walked around the corner, the clowns pressed themselves against the
wall and waited for their teacher to pass by. As the poor teacher walks
round the corner, she was yet again greeted by the clowns. She jumped a few
metres up the ground and landed with a thud. The two naughty clowns laughed
their heads off. The embarrassed teacher then said," Hahaha. Very Funny."
Whereby Vanessa the clown replies cheekily, "Hahaha. You're laughing now,
aren't you?" The two clowns broke into laughter again. Their horrible
laughter was heard a few good metres away and even frightened a bird flying
overhead which caused it to land a poop-missile onto the school's beautiful
scenery. The two clowns were made to clean it up and is now still trying to
clear the sticky poop. "This is disgusting, man! I bet u arh. The bird ate
some glue and newspaper, no wonder so sticky and white and black larh." Jane
was heard to complain once.

JUZ IN: MokMaMa of Emainia DramaMaMa Threatre( EDMMT ) is punished to do a
drama for the members of the club. The reason for this punishment is
unknown. QingMaMa was heard to laugh sinisterly over MokMaMa's plight. Being
kind-hearted, JaneMaMa offers generously to help her with the
script-writing, but when asked to reveal some of the contents, JaneMaMa
avoids the interviewer using her LifeAccents book to cover her face. The
interviewer assumes that despite her kind offers, JaneMaMa was slacking and
did not write anything at all.
JUZ OUT: Daily reporter, jAnEe, is currently YET AGAIN opening another
club. It is based on writing junk like this piece of 8guaDaily article.
There is no regular pay for this job, and when asked why a job without a
salary is advertised, she replies nonchalantly," Your pay is to post all the
crap you want to. Your salary is the ability to improve your English after
just months of writing one article daily. Your job is to ensure the
amusement and satisfaction of our customers. So if you want both the job and
a salary, all I can give you is a box on your nose. If you want only the
salary, all I can give you is a box on your ear. If you want the job-title
only, all I can give is a box on your eyes. That's all I can give you. This
job is for people who derives pleasure from writing crap and is active."

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