The following story is written and edited by the admins of 8gua-1hope namely JANE and VANESSA. This story was in the alternate style, meaning the first line was written by JANE and the following line was written by VANESSA and so on and so forth. PLEASE PAY FULL ATTENTION TO THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. (oh yes. we wrote this because we didn't know what else to post. IT'S A WEEKEND LA.) -

There was once a knight in red shining armor and yellow checkered underwear going to town to seek his fortune, carrying his rusty metal chopstick as sword and rusty wok as shield. He tried to cook a scrumptious meal on the way to town, but his food all got burnt up by the hot sun so he gave up and went to town for some serious butt-kicking action, but to his disappointment, all he got was some butt-punching games. He was punched in the butt and got really angry so he escaped the mayhem and saw a notice which said: go to hell and rest in peace. He did and jumped from a nearby cliff and was rescued by a dragon flying by. The dragon was a really friendly and kind creature and brought the knight to his den. The dragon kissed him on the spot. No one knew why the dragon did that! Together with his gay dragon, the knight set out to get himself a princess wife. He searched for days and nights and at last, he found his true love. But the princess was not a true lover as she did not love the knight, and instead fell in love with the gay dragon. When the knight found out how the princess felt, he killed himself out of disappointment and anger. True to the notice, he landed in hell and lived happily ever after there. So now, the princess and the gay dragon are living happily together in the latter's den. They got themselves a lot of king sized beds, got married. They lived happily ever after.



COME ON PEOPLE. just say it's the best story ever written! BESTEST!
*audience applauds*
COME ON. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!
*audience applauds till wrists fly out*
AWW COME ON! YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT EVEN BETTER!
*audience give standing ovation and they clap themselves together*
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! (:

thank you thank you.
*flying kisses* xxmuackiesxx